[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:12.81]What do you do with a B.A in english [00:18.09]What is my life going to be [00:23.24]4 years of college [00:25.68]And plenty of knowledge [00:28.67]Have earned me this useless degree [00:34.07]I can't pay the bills yet [00:36.60]'Cause I have no skills yet [00:39.47]The world is a big scary place [00:45.29]But somehow I can't shake [00:48.04]The feeling I might make [00:50.81]A difference to the human race [01:00.70]Morning brian [01:01.68]Hi kate monster [01:02.48]How's life [01:03.50]Disappointing [01:04.55]What's the matter [01:05.43]The catering company laid me off [01:07.14]Oh I'm sorry [01:08.33]Me too I mean look at me [01:10.76]I'm 10 years out of college [01:12.06]And I always thought [01:14.10]What [01:14.69]No it sounds stupid [01:16.57]Oh c'mon [01:18.40]When I was little [01:20.18]I thought I would be [01:22.19]What [01:22.80]A big comedian on late night tv [01:27.12]Oh [01:27.87]But now I'm 32 and as you can see [01:31.24]I'm not [01:33.22]Nope [01:34.06]Oh well [01:34.97]Mm mm [01:36.14]It sucks to be me [01:37.61]Noo [01:38.44]It sucks to be me [01:39.63]No [01:40.72]It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning 33 [01:45.41]It sucks to be me [01:46.75]You think your life sucks [01:47.72]I think so [01:48.68]Your problems aren't so bad [01:50.89]I'm kinda pretty [01:52.84]And pretty damn smart [01:54.28]You are [01:54.85]Thanks [01:55.65]I like romantic things like music and art [02:00.31]And as you know I have a gigantic heart [02:04.18]So why don't I have a boyfriend [02:08.24]F**k [02:08.58]It sucks to be me [02:10.11]Me too [02:10.78]It sucks to be me [02:12.13]It sucks to be me [02:13.23]It sucks to be brian [02:14.60]And kate [02:15.72]To not have a job [02:16.92]To not have a date [02:18.02]It sucks to be me [02:27.73]Whose life sucks more brian's or mine [02:30.62]Ours [02:32.41]We live together [02:33.95]We're close as people can get [02:36.95]We've been the best of buddies [02:38.75]Ever since the day we met [02:41.50]So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset oh [02:45.66]Every day is an aggravation [02:48.04]C'mon that's an exaggeration [02:50.58]You leave your clothes out [02:52.18]You put your feet on my chair [02:54.22]Oh yea you do such anal things like ironing your underwear [02:59.92]You make that very small apartment we share a hell [03:04.77]So do you that's why I'm in hell too [03:08.06]It sucks to be me [03:09.01]No it sucks to be me [03:10.54]It sucks to be me [03:11.65]It sucks to be me [03:12.79]Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be [03:17.09]It sucks to be me [03:28.54]Why you all so happy [03:30.15]'Cause our lives suck [03:31.68]Your lives suck [03:33.46]I hearing you correctly ha [03:37.26]I coming to this country for opportunities [03:41.60]Try to work in korean deli [03:44.38]But I am Japanese [03:46.61]But with hard work I earned two master's degrees [03:50.38]In social work [03:52.52]And now I a therapist [03:54.86]But I have no clients [03:57.18]And I have an unemployed fiancé [03:59.86]And we have lots of bills to pay [04:03.75]It suck to be me [04:06.08]It suck to be me [04:08.16]I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka [04:10.30]Sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka [04:11.57]Sucka sucka sucka suck [04:12.67]It suck to be me [04:14.83]Uh excuse me [04:16.16]Sorry to bother you but I'm looking for a place to live [04:19.52]Why you looking all the way out here [04:21.59]Well I started in avenue a [04:23.19]But so far everything's out of my price range [04:26.30]But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper [04:28.50]Oh and look a for rent sign [04:30.03]You need to talk to the superintendent [04:31.67]Let me get him [04:32.41]Great thanks [04:33.57]Yo gary [04:35.17]I'm coming I'm coming [04:39.72]Oh my god it's gary coleman [04:41.70]Yes I am [04:43.91]I'm gary coleman [04:45.55]From tvs different strokes [04:47.70]I made a lot of money [04:49.42]That got stolen by my folks [04:52.23]Now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes [04:56.03]But I'm here the superintendent [04:58.11]On avenue q [04:59.87]It sucks to be you [05:01.10]You win [05:02.01]It sucks to be you [05:03.33]I feel better now [05:04.35]Try having people stopping you to ask you [05:08.15]Whatch you talkin' 'bout willis [05:09.87]It gets old [05:12.22]It sucks to be you [05:14.61]On avenue q [05:15.56]Sucks to be me [05:16.71]On avenue q [05:17.72]Sucks to be you [05:18.96]On avenue q [05:20.07]Sucks to be us [05:21.26]But not when we're together [05:24.51]We're together here on avenue q [05:29.40]We live on avenue q [05:32.58]Our friends do too [05:34.33]Till our dreams come true [05:37.26]We live on avenue q [05:39.45]This is real life [05:40.85]We live on avenue q [05:42.85]You're gonna love it [05:44.12]We live on avenue q [05:46.20]Here's your keys [05:47.47]Welcome to avenue q