[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:11.17]All right  stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin [00:13.67]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.89]I look funny  but yo I'm makin' money  see [00:18.63]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:20.44]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:22.49]And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:25.42]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:27.62]So just let me introduce myself [00:29.98]My name is Humpty  pronounced with a Umpty [00:32.78]Yo ladies  oh how I like to funk thee [00:35.70]And all the rappers in the top ten [00:37.32]Please allow me to bump thee [00:38.93]I'm steppin' tall  y'all  and just like Humpty Dumpty [00:42.34]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:44.47]I like to rhyme  I like my beats funky [00:46.60]I'm spunky  I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:48.75]I'm sick wit dis  straight gangsta mack [00:52.19]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:53.69]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:55.86]Hey yo fat girl  c'mere are ya ticklish [00:58.22]Yeah  I called ya fat look at me  I'm skinny [01:01.09]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:03.00]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:05.35]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:08.05]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:10.36]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:12.60]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:14.56]And I even got my own dance [01:16.39]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:22.87]Do the Humpty Hump  come on and do the Humpty Hump [01:27.29]Do the Humpty Hump  just watch me do the Humpty Hump [01:32.17]Do ya know what I'm doin'  doin' the Humpty Hump [01:36.88]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [01:40.31]People say "Yo  Humpty  you're really funny lookin'" [01:43.23]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:45.52]Ya stare  ya glare  ya constantly try to compare me [01:48.62]But ya can't get near me [01:50.35]I give 'em more  see  and on the floor B [01:52.81]All the girls they adore me [01:54.59]Oh yes  ladies  I'm really bein' sincere [01:56.67]'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [01:59.46]My nose is big  uh-uh I'm not ashamed [02:01.87]Big like a pickle  I'm still gettin' paid [02:03.95]I get laid by the ladies  ya know I'm in charge [02:06.75]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:08.78]I get stoopid  I shoot an arrow like Cupid [02:11.26]I use a word that don't mean nothin'  like looptid [02:12.95]I sang on do whutcha like  and if ya missed it [02:16.14]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:18.43]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:20.36]Well  yeah  I guess it's obvious  I also like to write [02:23.02]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [02:25.41]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:27.13]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [02:33.38]Do the Humpty Hump  come on and do the Humpty Hump [02:38.19]Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump [02:42.61]Do the Humpty Hump  Do the Humpty Hump [02:47.53]Do the Humpty Hump  Do the Humpty Hump [02:52.36]Oh  yeah  that's the break  y'all [02:53.71]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [03:00.88]Oh  yeah  Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:03.96]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:06.73]It's real easy to do check it out [03:09.84]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:12.16]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [03:15.48]Crazy wack funky [03:17.22]People say ya look like M C  Hammer on crack  Humpty [03:20.57]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:22.09]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:24.27]Anyone can play this game [03:26.37]This is my dance  y'all  Humpty Hump's my name [03:28.69]No two people will do it the same [03:30.98]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:33.53]Humpin'  funkin'  jumpin'  jig around  shakin' ya rump [03:38.22]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:40.62]Tell him step off  I'm doin' the Hump [03:42.55]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [03:48.61]Do the Humpty Hump    do the Humpty Hump [03:53.38]Do the Humpty Hump    do the Humpty Hump [03:58.03]Do the Humpty Hump [03:59.98]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [04:04.63]Do the Humpty Hump [04:07.20]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [04:11.77]Do the Humpty Hump [04:13.50]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [04:18.64]Do the Humpty Hump [04:21.50]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [04:31.50]Do the Humpty Hump [04:32.83]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [04:37.63]Do the Humpty Hump