[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:27.94]All right stop whatcha doin cause i'm about to ruin [00:30.10]The image and the style that ya used to [00:32.14]I look funny but yo i'm making money see [00:35.03]So yo world i hope you're ready for me [00:36.92]Now gather round i'm the new fool in town [00:39.41]And my sound's laid down by the underground [00:41.63]I drink up all the hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:44.07]So just let me introduce myself [00:46.18]My name is humpty pronounced with a umpty [00:49.19]Yo ladies oh how i like to hump thee [00:51.87]All the rappers in the and top ten [00:53.72]Please allow me to bump thee [00:55.44]I'm steppin tall y'all and just like humpty dumpty [00:58.37]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [01:00.57]I like to rhyme i like my beats funky [01:02.82]I'm spunky i like my oatmeal lumpy [01:05.06]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [01:08.17]But sometimes i get ridiculous [01:09.83]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [01:11.63]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [01:14.16]Yeah i called ya fat look at me i'm skinny [01:16.90]It never stopped me from getting busy [01:18.77]I'm a freak i like the girls with the boom [01:21.40]I once got busy in a burger king bathroom [01:23.74]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:26.27]They say i'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:28.38]I'm still getting in the girls pants [01:30.50]And i even got my own dance [01:32.14]The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [01:38.10]Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump [01:43.10]Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump [01:47.77]Do ya know what i'm doin doin the humpty hump [01:52.34]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [01:55.50]People say yo humpty you're really funny lookin [01:58.71]That's all right cause i get things cookin [02:00.66]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [02:04.04]But ya can't get near me [02:05.62]I give em more see and on the floor b [02:08.13]All the girls they adore me [02:09.64]Oh yes ladies i'm really being sincere [02:11.94]Cause in a 69 nose my will humpty tickle ya rear [02:14.06]My nose is big uh uh i'm not ashamed [02:16.89]Big like a pickle i'm still getting paid [02:18.95]I get laid by the ladies ya know i'm in charge [02:21.53]Both how i'm living and my nose is large [02:23.62]I get stoopid i shoot an arrow like cupid [02:26.02]I use a word that don't mean nothing like looptid [02:28.29]I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it [02:30.72]I'm the one who said just grab em in the biscuits [02:33.39]Also told ya that i like to bite [02:35.15]Well yeah i guess it's obvious i also like to write [02:37.58]All ya had to do was give humpty a chance [02:39.94]And now i'm gonna do my dance [02:41.71]The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [02:48.01]Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump [02:52.81]Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump [02:57.27]Do ya know what i'm doin doin the humpty hump [03:02.04]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [03:06.66]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [03:08.44]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [03:14.86]Oh yeah now that i told ya a little bit about myself [03:18.57]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:20.69]It's real easy to do check it out [03:23.92]First i limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:26.39]Shakin and twitchin kinda like i was smokin [03:29.25]Crazy wack funky [03:31.02]People say ya look like m c hammer on crack humpty [03:33.15]That's all right cause my body's in motion [03:35.96]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:38.13]Anyone can play this game [03:39.84]This is my dance y'all humpty hump's my name [03:42.57]No two people will do it the same [03:44.81]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:47.30]Humpin funkin jumping jig around shakin ya rump [03:51.56]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:53.93]Him step tell off i'm doin the hump [03:55.84]The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [04:02.34]Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump [04:06.48]Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump [04:11.43]Do ya know what i'm doin doin the humpty hump [04:16.10]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [04:19.65]Black people do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [04:24.12]White people do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [04:29.24]Puerto ricans do the humpty hump just keep on doin the hump [04:33.08]Samoans do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [04:41.64]Let's get stoopid [04:43.87]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [04:48.65]Do the humpty hump