[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:10.99]All right stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin [00:13.42]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.49]I look funny but yo I'm making money see [00:18.30]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:20.13]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:22.48]And my sound's laid down by the underground [00:24.81]I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf [00:27.14]So just let me introduce myself [00:29.35]My name is Humpty pronounced with a umpty [00:32.17]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:35.06]And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee [00:38.59]I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty [00:41.40]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:43.73]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:45.91]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:48.15]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:51.13]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:52.89]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:54.89]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:57.55]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny [01:00.26]It never stopped me from getting busy [01:02.12]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:04.43]I once got busy in a burger king bathroom [01:06.76]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:09.40]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:11.60]I'm still getting in the girls' pants [01:13.56]And I even got my own dance [01:15.37]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [01:21.66]Do the Humpty hump come on and do the Humpty hump [01:26.25]Do the Humpty hump just watch me do the Humpty hump [01:30.87]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump [01:35.60]Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump [01:38.73]People say yo Humpty you're really funny lookin' [01:41.84]That's all right cause I get things cookin' [01:43.89]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:47.03]But ya can't get near me [01:48.73]I give 'em more see and on the floor B [01:51.20]All the girls they adore me 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watch me do the Humpty hump [02:50.08]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:51.74]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:58.09]Oh yeah [02:59.58]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:01.69]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:04.15]It's real easy to do check it out [03:07.08]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:09.75]Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking [03:12.55]Crazy wack funky [03:14.29]People say ya look like MC hammer on crack Humpty [03:17.06]That's all right cause my body's in motion [03:19.20]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:21.43]Anyone can play this game [03:23.24]This is my dance y'all Humpty hump's my name [03:25.76]No two people will do it the same [03:28.04]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:30.65]Humping funking jumping [03:33.15]Jig around shaking ya rump [03:34.99]And when a doo doo chump punk points a finger like a stump [03:37.53]Tell him step off I'm doing the hump 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ladies [05:03.14]Peace and Humptiness forever