[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:09.17]All right stop whatcha doing cause I'm about to ruin [00:11.48]The image and the style that ya used to [00:13.60]I look funny but yo I'm making money see [00:16.27]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:18.11]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:20.67]And my sound's laid down by the underground [00:22.94]I drink up all the hennessy ya got on ya shelf [00:25.35]So just let me introduce myself [00:27.39]My name is humpty pronounced with a umpty [00:30.55]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:33.30]And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee [00:36.73]I'm stepping tall y'alland just like humpty dumpty [00:39.65]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:41.89]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:44.07]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:46.12]I'm sick with disstraight gangsta mack [00:49.39]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:50.90]I'll eat up all your crackersand your licorice [00:52.96]Hey yo fat girl come here are ya ticklish [00:55.63]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny [00:58.46]It never stopped me from getting busy [01:00.02]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:02.53]I once got busy in a burger king bathroom [01:05.14]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:07.49]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:09.89]I'm still getting in the girls' pants [01:11.57]And I even got my own dance [01:18.21]Come on [01:19.77]I do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump [01:24.47]Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump [01:29.02]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the humpty hump [01:33.68]Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump [01:36.91]People say yo humpty you're really funny looking [01:39.99]That's all right cause I get things cooking [01:41.96]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:45.24]But ya can't get near me [01:46.85]I give them more see and on the floor B [01:49.32]All the girls they adore me [01:50.99]Oh yes ladies I'm really being sincere [01:53.11]Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [01:55.48]My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed [01:58.28]Big like a pickle I'm still getting paid [02:00.18]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:02.75]Both how I'm living and my nose is large [02:05.00]I get stupid I shoot an arrow like cupid [02:07.49]I use a word that don't mean nothing like looptid [02:09.75]I sang on do owutcha like and if ya missed it [02:12.18]I'm the one who said [02:13.08]Just grab I'm in the biscuits [02:14.80]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:16.37]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:19.06]All ya had to do was give humpty a chance [02:21.23]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:23.08]The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [02:27.69]Sexy baby [02:30.32]Come on [02:30.86]I do the humpty hump [02:34.08]Everybody come on and do the humpty hump [02:38.57]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the humpty hump [02:43.22]Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump [02:47.17]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:49.49]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:56.23]Oh yeah [02:57.61]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [02:59.85]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:02.34]It's real easy to do check it out [03:05.15]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:07.77]Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking [03:10.77]Crazy wack funky [03:12.24]People say ya look like M.C. hammer on crack humpty [03:15.07]That's all right cause my body's in motion [03:17.23]It's supposed to look like afitor a convulsion [03:19.41]Anyone can play this game [03:21.38]This is my dance y'all humpty hump's my name [03:24.01]No two people will do it the same [03:26.00]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:28.69]Humping funking jumping [03:31.28]Shaking around shaking ya rump [03:32.83]And when a doo doo chump punk points a finger like a stump [03:35.28]Tell him step off I'm doing the hump 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[04:51.29]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world [04:54.78]Keep on doing the humpty dance [04:56.75]And to the ladies [04:58.41]Peace and humptiness forever