[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.82]The Humpty Dance (LP Version) - Digital Underground [00:11.03]All right  stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin [00:13.65]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.52]I look funny  but yo I'm makin' money  see [00:18.40]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:20.26]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:22.76]And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:25.11]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:27.42]So just let me introduce myself [00:29.54]My name is Humpty  pronounced with a Umpty [00:32.41]Yo ladies  oh how I like to hump thee [00:35.70]And all the rappers in the top ten [00:36.95]Please allow me to bump thee [00:38.83]I'm steppin' tall  y'all  and just like Humpty Dumpty [00:41.57]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:43.88]I like to rhyme  I like my beats funky [00:46.07]I'm spunky  I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:48.25]I'm sick wit dis  straight gangsta mack [00:51.50]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:53.12]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:55.12]Hey yo fat girl  c'mere are ya ticklish [00:57.86]Yeah  I called ya fat look at me  I'm skinny [01:00.54]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:02.10]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:04.54]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:07.12]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:09.63]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:11.69]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:13.82]And I even got my own dance [01:15.93]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:19.81]Do the Humpty Hump  come on and do the Humpty Hump [01:25.48]Do the Humpty Hump  just watch me do the Humpty Hump [01:30.91]Do ya know what I'm doin'  doin' the Humpty Hump [01:35.60]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [01:38.84]People say Humpty  you're really funny lookin' [01:41.84]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:44.09]Ya stare  ya glare  ya constantly try to compare me [01:47.09]But ya can't get near me [01:48.83]I give 'em more  see  and on the floor B [01:51.32]All the girls they adore me [01:52.82]Oh yes  ladies  I'm really bein' sincere [01:55.32]'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [01:57.30]My nose is big  uh-uh I'm not ashamed [02:00.29]Big like a pickle  I'm still gettin' paid [02:02.36]I get laid by the ladies  ya know I'm in charge [02:04.72]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:06.91]I get stoopid  I shoot an arrow like Cupid [02:09.40]I use a word that don't mean nothin'  like looptid [02:11.27]I sang on do whutcha like  and if ya missed it [02:14.27]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:16.77]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:18.58]Well  yeah  I guess it's obvious  I also like to write [02:21.19]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [02:23.49]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:25.11]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [02:29.29]Do the Humpty Hump  come on and do the Humpty Hump [02:34.47]Do the Humpty Hump  just watch me do the Humpty Hump [02:39.96]Do ya know what I'm doin'  doin' the Humpty Hump [02:45.51]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [02:50.32]Oh  yeah  that's the break  y'all [02:52.06]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:58.39]Oh  yeah  Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:02.03]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:04.21]It's real easy to do check it out [03:07.15]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:09.77]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [03:12.64]Crazy wack funky [03:14.41]People say ya look like M C  Hammer on crack  Humpty [03:17.15]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:19.22]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:21.53]Anyone can play this game [03:23.39]This is my dance  y'all  Humpty Hump's my name [03:25.83]No two people will do it the same [03:28.14]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:30.82]Humpin'  funkin'  jumpin'  jig around  shakin' ya rump [03:35.01]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:37.87]Tell him step off  I'm doin' the Hump [03:39.33]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [03:45.43]Do the Humpty Hump  come on and do the Humpty Hump [03:50.11]Do the Humpty Hump  just watch me do the Humpty Hump [03:54.64]Do ya know what I'm doin'  doin' the Humpty Hump [03:59.57]Do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [04:03.19]Black people  do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [04:07.25]White people  do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [04:12.24]Puerto Ricans  do the Humpty Hump  just keep on doin' the hump [04:17.23]Samoans  do the Humpty Hump  do the Humpty Hump [04:24.99]Let's get stoopid [04:27.56]Do the Humpty Hump  come on and do the Humpty Hump [04:31.87]Do the Humpty Hump  just watch me do the Humpty Hump [04:37.88]Doin' the Humpty Hump [04:41.12]Doin' the Humpty Hump [04:45.82]Oh  yeah  come on and break it down [04:53.42]Once again  the Underground is in the house [04:56.73]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world [04:59.53]Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance  and to the ladies [05:03.21]Peace and humptiness forever