[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:03.09]Who does she think she is [00:04.88]That girl has tangled with the wrong man [00:07.20]No one says no to Gaston [00:08.92]Heh heh darn right [00:10.42]Dismissed rejected publicly humiliated [00:14.70]Why it's more than I can bear [00:16.70]More beer [00:17.65]What for nothing helps [00:20.17]I'm disgraced [00:21.58]Who you never Gaston [00:24.63]You've got to pull yourself together [00:27.88]Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston [00:31.09]Looking so down in the dumps [00:34.32]Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston [00:37.50]Even when taking your lumps [00:40.47]There's no man in town as admired as you [00:43.72]You're everyone's favorite guy [00:47.26]Everyone's awed and inspired by you [00:50.54]And it's not very hard to see why [00:59.38]No one's slick as Gaston [01:03.93]No one's quick as Gaston [01:05.53]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston [01:08.77]For there's no man in town half as manly [01:12.61]Perfect a pure paragon [01:15.32]You can ask any tom d**k or stanley [01:18.74]And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on [01:23.96]No one's been like Gaston [01:28.51]A king pin like Gaston [01:30.08]No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston [01:33.40]As a specimen yes I'm intimidating [01:37.24]My what a guy that Gaston [01:40.38]Give five hurrahs [01:42.13]Give twelve hip hips [01:43.76]Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips [01:49.00]No one fights like Gaston [01:53.47]Douses lights like Gaston [01:55.18]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston [01:58.76]For there's no one as burly and brawny [02:01.93]As you see I've got biceps to spare [02:05.30]Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny [02:08.13]That's right [02:08.96]And every last inch of me's covered with hair [02:12.10]No one hits like Gaston [02:13.75]Matches wits like Gaston [02:15.40]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston [02:18.76]I'm especially good at expectorating ptooey [02:23.14]Ten points for Gaston [02:25.77]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs [02:28.85]Every morning to help me get large [02:32.33]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs [02:35.44]So I'm roughly the size of a barge [02:41.48]No one shoots like Gaston [02:46.38]Makes those beauts like Gaston [02:48.08]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston [02:51.49]I use antlers in all of my decorating [02:55.43]Say it again [02:56.75]Who's a man among men [02:58.17]And then say it once more [02:59.89]Who's the hero next door [03:01.53]Who's a super success [03:02.97]Don't you know can't you guess [03:04.74]Ask his fans and his five hangers on [03:08.15]There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down [03:15.94]And his name's G A S T [03:22.59]G A S T E [03:25.19]G A S T O oh [03:28.04]Gaston