[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:07.83]Now isn't it disgusting how some vulgar folks behave [00:11.53]When they sit down to eat their food [00:15.29]My father was a baker  so I'm quite well bread you see [00:19.26]And no one's more particular when eating food than me [00:23.24]To give you information I am able [00:26.88]On how you should behave when at the table [00:31.16]Never use your fingers when you're eating stew [00:35.13]Wipe your plate with bread just like the big pots do [00:39.01]Peas should not be eaten with a knife it's true [00:42.93]Eat 'em from the saucepan like the big pots do [00:46.88]Never put both elbows on the table when you eat [00:50.74]Leave a bit of room for the other folk to "park" their feet [00:54.76]Always hold your kipper in one hand  not two [00:58.56]And wave it when you're talking like the big pots do [01:02.60]Soup should not be eaten with a sponge  oh no [01:06.68]Gargle it quite loudly like the big pots do [01:10.56]When you're eating winkles and the pins are few [01:14.55]Smash 'em with a hamper like the big pots do [01:18.51]Watermelons make you rather damp behind the ears [01:22.62]Onions are pathetic and they make you melt in tears [01:26.47]When you eat these dainties you might get wet through [01:30.47]So wear a bathing costume like the big pots do [01:34.49]Smoke between the courses that's the fashion new [01:38.19]Leave the fag ends on the plate just like the big pots do [01:42.36]If your playful hostess throws a roll at you [01:46.39]Smack her with a jelly like the big pots do [01:50.31]When you're eating ices here's a wheeze that you can crack [01:54.17]Ices look so pretty sliding down a ladies back [01:58.25]If the spoons are silver  pocket one or two [02:02.19]To add to your collection like the big pots do