[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:15.99]Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys [00:20.16]For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys [00:24.23]When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death [00:28.06]Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath [00:32.25]From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo [00:36.14]Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo [00:40.25]And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye [00:44.25]Merry Christmas to all [00:46.19]Now you're all gonna die [00:48.80]The night Santa went crazy [00:52.83]The night Saint Nick went insane [00:56.64]Realized he'd been getting a raw deal [01:00.64]Something finally must have snapped in his brain [01:05.12]Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it [01:09.03]Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet [01:12.98]And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage [01:17.06]And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage [01:21.08]He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger [01:25.01]And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger [01:28.96]And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen [01:32.84]And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken [01:37.32]The night Santa went crazy [01:41.35]The night Kris Kringle went nuts [01:44.37]Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole [01:49.04]Without stepping in reindeer guts [01:52.93]There's the National Guard and the FBI [01:59.99]There's a van from the Eyewitness News [02:03.30]And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky [02:07.69]And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin' [02:11.68]And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why [02:18.36]My my my my my my [02:21.36]You used to be such a jolly guy [02:32.75]Yes Virginia now Santa's doing time [02:36.18]In a federal prison for his infamous crime [02:40.54]Hey little friend now don't you cry no more tears [02:44.32]He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years [02:48.15]But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous [02:52.08]And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service [02:56.10]And they say Mrs Claus she's on the phone every night [02:59.83]With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights [03:03.42]They're talkin' 'bout [03:04.44]The night Santa went crazy [03:08.52]The night Saint Nicholas flipped [03:12.36]Broke his back for some milk and cookies [03:16.00]Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped [03:19.30]Wo-oh the night Santa went crazy [03:24.04]The night Saint Nick went insane [03:27.86]Realized he'd been getting a raw deal [03:31.81]Something finally must have snapped in his brain [03:34.94]Wo-oh something finally must have snapped in his brain [03:38.89]Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain