[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:06.10]Now  I know I'm not handsome [00:08.64]No good looks or wealth [00:11.50]But the girls I chase say my plain face [00:14.17]Will compromise their health [00:16.75]Now  I know fellahs worse than me [00:19.31]Bow-legged and boss-eyed [00:22.32]Walking out with lovely women [00:24.91]Clinging to their side [00:27.33]Now  if women like them like men like those [00:29.87]Why don't women like me [00:33.00]Look at Empress Josephine [00:35.41]The most attractive woman that ever was seen [00:38.15]Yet Napoleon  short and fat [00:40.84]Captivates a lovely looking girl like that [00:43.41]Now  if women like them like men like those [00:46.23]Why don't women like me  hey-hey [00:48.99]Why don't women like me [00:51.56]Last night I went out walking [00:53.94]My intentions were to click [00:56.85]But the sights I saw while walking out [00:59.46]They nearly made me sick [01:02.26]I saw a lot of lovely girls [01:05.14]Attractive little dears [01:07.74]Arm in arm with ugly men [01:10.46]With cauliflower ears [01:13.19]Well  if women like them like men like those [01:15.80]Why don't women like me [01:18.98]What can the attraction be [01:21.25]That's the thing that always starts to worry me [01:23.94]Although I haven't got a bean [01:26.62]I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen [01:29.54]Well  if women like them like men like those [01:32.15]Why don't women like me  hey-hey [01:35.04]Why don't women like me [01:37.73]Now  I went on my holidays [01:40.32]Down to the gay seaside [01:43.16]I saw a lot of things there [01:45.52]Being hidden by the tide [01:48.43]The way the women jumped around [01:51.22]The men there in the sea [01:54.04]Made me think that there [01:55.87]Is still a good chance left for me [01:59.60]'Cause if women like them like men like those [02:02.24]Why don't women like me [02:04.82]Of all the shapes and sizes there [02:07.64]I've got a chance of clicking yet  I do declare [02:10.44]Oh  I don't want to be a nark [02:12.98]I saw a lot of things below the water mark [02:15.82]Well  if women like them like men like those [02:18.52]Why don't women like me  hey-hey [02:21.54]Why don't women like me [02:48.23]Well  if women like them like men like those [02:51.00]Why don't women like me [02:53.55]Take Lord Nelson with one limb [02:56.26]Lady William Hamilton  she fell for him [02:59.00]With one eye and one arm gone west [03:01.96]She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest [03:04.54]Well  if women like them like men like those [03:07.25]Why don't women like me  hey-hey [03:10.13]Why don't women like me