[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.56]The Man In The Santa Suit - Neil Halstead [00:09.61]At the KOC Local 313 [00:14.02]There's a fat man standing [00:16.30]By the soda machine [00:18.39]And he knows he knows he knows [00:22.43]Life can be funny [00:32.15]He calls the hair salon [00:34.25]Says put Loretta on [00:36.48]'Cause the mall just called and [00:39.01]Said the last guy's gone [00:41.02]And I know I know God knows [00:45.08]We need the money [00:54.90]He's a big red cherry [00:57.07]But it's hard to be merry [00:59.41]When the kids are all laughing [01:01.38]Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia [01:05.61]Ain't he cute [01:09.69]The man in the Santa suit [01:19.63]And all the moms in town [01:21.69]They bring their brats around [01:23.97]But they can't keep still or [01:26.53]Keep their root beer down [01:28.81]Now it's up hey how 'bout that [01:32.48]It looks like a milkshake [01:42.35]And Jimmy's grown this year [01:44.44]Says mommy quick come here [01:46.91]Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer [01:51.39]And he says hey kid shut your mouth [01:55.19]You give me a headache [02:05.63]And he's jolly and hairy [02:07.37]But it's hard to be merry [02:09.75]When the guys at the bar [02:11.38]Say he looks like a fairy [02:13.91]But he's doing it just for the loot [02:22.30]The man in the Santa suit [02:50.26]At the KOC Local 313 [02:54.65]There's a fat man standing [02:57.04]By the soda machine [02:59.11]And he knows he knows he knows [03:03.16]Life can be funny