[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:11.00]Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our christmas party [00:22.26]We was drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog [00:32.85]Little sister brought her new boyfriend [00:38.14]He was a mexican [00:43.42]We didn't know what to think of him until he sang [00:49.27]Feliz navidad feliz navidad [01:04.62]Brother ken brought his kids with him [01:10.29]The three from his first wife lynn [01:15.18]And the two identical twins from his second wife mary nell [01:26.01]Of course he brought his new wife kay [01:31.37]Who talks all about aa [01:36.38]Chainsmoking while the stereo plays noel noel [01:44.80]The first noel [01:57.58]Carve the turkey [01:59.00]Turn the ball game on [02:02.74]It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone [02:08.01]Send somebody to the quickpak store [02:13.26]We need some ice and an extension cord [02:18.62]A bag of lemons and some diet rites [02:23.72]A box of tampons some marlboro lights [02:29.19]Hallelujah everybody say cheese [02:34.61]Merry christmas from the family [02:50.73]Fred and rita drove from harlingen [02:55.46]I can't remember how I'm kin to them [03:00.93]But when they tried to plug their motor home in [03:05.06]They blew our christmas lights [03:11.76]Cousin david knew just what went wrong [03:16.83]So we all waited out on our front lawn [03:22.10]He threw a breaker and the lights came on [03:26.27]And we sang silent night oh silent night [03:43.41]Carve the turkey turn the ball game on [03:48.46]Make bloody mary's [03:49.93]Cause we all want one [03:53.59]Send somebody to the stop 'n' go [03:58.75]We need some celery and a can of fake snow [04:04.04]A can of bean dip and some diet sprites [04:09.13]A box of midol some salem lights [04:14.33]Halleluja everybody say cheese [04:19.58]Merry christmas from the family [04:32.85]Feliz navidad