[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.17]If You Were Gay - John Tartaglia [00:02.35]Aah  an afternoon alone with [00:04.81]My favorite book  Broadway [00:06.83]Musicals of the 1940s [00:09.23]No roommate to bother me [00:10.70]How could it get any better than this [00:13.09]Oh hi Rod [00:14.14]Hi   Nicky [00:15.18]Hey    Rod you'll never [00:16.39]Guess what happened to [00:17.55]Me on the subway this morning [00:18.70]This guy was smiling at me and talking to me [00:22.63]That's very interesting [00:23.87]He was being real friendly [00:25.87]And I think he was coming on to me [00:28.18]I think he might've thought I was gay [00:32.34]Ahem  so  uh  why are you telling me this [00:34.85]Why should I care [00:36.02]I don't care [00:36.78]What did you have for lunch today [00:38.66]Oh  you don't have to get [00:39.92]All defensive about it [00:40.67]I'm NOT getting defensive [00:42.38]What do I care about some gay guy you met  okay [00:44.25]I'm trying to read [00:46.37]Oh  I didn't mean anything by it [00:48.57]I just think it's something we should be able to talk about [00:51.95]I don't want to talk about it [00:53.09]  This conversation is over [00:53.98]Yeah  but [00:54.33]OVER [00:56.78]Well  okay  but just so you know [00:59.94]IF YOU WERE GAY [01:02.68]THAT'D BE OKAY [01:04.98]I MEAN 'CAUSE  HEY [01:07.49]I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY [01:10.12]BECAUSE YOU SEE [01:12.39]IF IT WERE ME [01:15.07]I WOULD FEEL FREE [01:16.64]TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY [01:18.85]BUT I'M NOT GAY [01:20.75]Nicky please [01:22.04]I am trying to read [01:27.05]What [01:27.31]IF YOU WERE QUEER [01:29.10]Ah  Nickey [01:30.16]I'D STILL BE HERE [01:31.61]Nickey I'm trying to read this book [01:33.07]YEAR AFTER YEAR [01:34.29]Nickey [01:34.57]BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR [01:36.83]TO ME [01:37.60]Argh [01:37.91]AND I KNOW THAT YOU [01:39.42]What [01:40.15]WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO [01:41.95]I would [01:42.66]IF I TOLD YOU TODAY [01:44.61]HEY  GUESS WHAT [01:45.68]I'M GAY [01:46.43]BUT I'M NOT GAY [01:48.26]I'M HAPPY [01:50.15]JUST BEING WITH YOU [01:51.72]High Button Shoes  Pal Joey [01:53.30]SO WHAT SHOULD IT [01:54.58]MATTER TO ME [01:55.48]WHAT YOU DO IN BED [01:57.00]WITH GUYS [01:58.02]Nickey  that's GROSS [01:59.46]No it's not [02:00.41]IF YOU WERE GAY [02:03.18]I'D SHOUT HOORAY [02:05.22]I am not listening [02:05.91]AND HERE I'D STAY [02:07.44]La la la la la [02:08.41]BUT I WOULDN'T GET [02:09.15]IN YOUR WAY [02:10.05]Aaaah [02:10.23]YOU CAN COUNT ON ME [02:12.09]TO ALWAYS BE [02:14.18]BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY [02:16.27]TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY [02:18.34]YOU WERE JUST BORN [02:19.39]THAT WAY [02:20.27]AND  AS THEY SAY [02:21.36]IT'S IN YOUR DNA [02:22.39]YOU'RE GAY [02:23.65]BUT I'M NOT GAY [02:25.25]If you were gay [02:26.51]Argh