[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [01:18.34]Listen [01:22.87]There were objects so peculiar [01:29.45]They were not to be believed [01:35.12]All around things to tantalize my brain [01:42.02]My brain [01:45.57]It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen [01:54.61]And as hard as I try [01:58.40]I can't seem to describe [02:02.60]Like a most improbable dream [02:09.20]Improbable dream [02:13.59]But you must believe when I tell you this [02:16.70]It's as real as my skull and it does exist [02:23.05]Here let me show you [02:27.19]This is a thing called a present [02:33.89]The whole thing starts with a box [02:41.24]A box [02:42.70]Is it steel [02:44.43]Are there locks [02:46.31]Is it filled with a pox [02:49.72]A pox [02:51.27]How delightful a pox [02:53.27]A pox [03:00.81]If you please [03:02.33]Just a box with bright colored paper [03:05.22]And the whole thing's topped with a bow [03:11.69]A bow [03:17.35]But why [03:21.12]How ugly [03:28.23]What's in it [03:33.42]What's in it [03:39.34]That's the point of the thing not to know [03:44.33]It's a bat [03:45.92]Will it bend [03:47.75]It's a rat [03:49.27]Will it break [03:51.42]Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake [04:03.16]Listen now you don't understand [04:10.12]That's not the point of christmas land [04:14.69]Now pay attention [04:17.98]Now we pick up an oversized sock [04:22.04]And hang it like this on the wall [04:30.87]Oh yes does it still have a foot [04:38.10]Let me see let me look [04:44.69]Is it rotted and covered with gook [04:51.20]Hmm let me explain [04:57.83]There's no foot inside but there's candy [05:03.63]Or sometimes it's filled with small toys [05:31.59]Small toys [05:34.94]Do they bite [05:38.49]Do they snap [05:41.93]Or explode in a sack [05:48.85]Or perhaps they just spring out [05:55.30]And scare girls and boys [06:00.95]What a splendid idea [06:03.01]This christmas sounds fun [06:05.35]Why I fully endorse it [06:08.19]Let's try it at once [06:13.11]Everyone please now not so fast [06:16.29]There's something here that you don't quite grasp [06:19.62]Well I may as well give them what they want [06:23.08]And the best I must confess I have saved for the last [06:28.07]For the ruler of this christmas land [06:29.72]Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice [06:34.28]Least that's what I've come to understand [06:40.33]And I've also heard it told [06:42.12]That he's something to be hold [06:43.66]Like a lobster huge and red [06:47.43]And sets out to slay with his rain gear on [06:50.64]Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms [06:55.70]And on a dark cold night [06:59.04]Under full moonlight [07:01.14]He flies into a fog [07:04.12]Like a vulture in the sky [07:07.81]And they call him sandy claws [07:50.18]Well at least they're excited [07:59.19]Though they don't understand [08:03.83]That special kind of feeling in christmas land [08:10.57]Oh well [08:13.96]Oh well