[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:08.59]I know a fat old policeman [00:10.59]He's always on our street [00:12.34]A fat and jolly red faced man [00:14.14]He really is a treat [00:15.90]He's too kind for a policeman [00:17.80]He's never known to frown [00:19.53]And everybody says [00:21.03]He is the happiest man in town [00:23.28]Oh ha [00:27.13]Oh ha [00:30.73]Oh ha [00:34.14]Oh ha [00:45.49]He laughs upon point duty [00:47.49]He laughs upon his beat [00:49.39]He laughs at everybody [00:50.77]When he's walking in the street [00:53.07]He never can stop laughing [00:55.02]He says he's never tried [00:56.67]But once he did arrest a man [00:58.82]And laughed until he cried [01:01.36]Oh ha [01:04.66]Oh ha [01:08.36]Oh ha [01:11.92]Oh ha [01:23.26]His jolly face is wrinkled [01:24.84]And then he shut his eyes [01:26.84]He opened his great big mouth [01:28.84]It was a wonderous size [01:30.69]He said I must arrest you [01:32.59]He didn't know what for [01:34.19]And then he started laughing [01:36.05]Until he cracked his fat old jaw [01:38.30]Oh ha [01:42.10]Oh ha [01:45.90]Oh ha [01:51.61]Oh ha [02:01.26]So if you chance to meet him [02:03.29]While walking round the town [02:05.04]Shake him by his fat old hand [02:06.98]And give him half a crown [02:08.93]His eyes will beam and sparkle [02:10.77]He'll gurgle with delight [02:12.77]And then you'll start him laughing [02:14.67]With all his blessed might [02:16.32]Oh ha [02:20.47]Oh ha [02:24.64]Oh ha [02:28.20]Oh ha