[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:04.00]Okay honey [00:04.76]Now the name of the restaurant and [00:05.89]My cell phone number are on the refrigerator [00:08.53]Don't be afraid to call if you need anything [00:11.00]Now have Josh in bed by 9 [00:13.11]Ummm 9 30 the latest [00:14.88]Now there's soda and chips in the kitchen [00:17.94]DVD player [00:19.30]And I think there's some board games [00:20.72]In the closet [00:21.69]Oh but one thing just be good [00:23.56]Okay [00:24.45]I'm a bad babysitter got my boyfriend in your shower woo [00:28.49]I'm making 6 bucks an hour [00:29.96]I'm a bad babysitter [00:30.97]Got my boyfriend in your shower woo [00:35.26]Babysitting sucks [00:36.44]But whatever [00:36.76]They got junk food kung fu egg fu dig dug a dog too [00:39.94]And a hot Jew Mr. Weintraub [00:42.16]I mean he's old but not dimed out [00:43.90]If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for time out [00:46.95]Aight Josh what you wanna do [00:48.26]You wanna watch cartoons [00:49.50]HBO got platoon hey get back in the room [00:52.53]I assume your folks are gonna be out late [00:53.74]Go make me kool aid [00:54.82]I'm a sit on the couch and ********** [00:56.13]Then call my boyfriend [00:56.69]Gabe and see if he ate [00:58.03]Spit out my bubbalicious [00:59.06]And get to one of them big fridges [01:00.20]That could fit 10 midgets [01:01.07]Damn they're rich [01:01.65]Hey she left me fifty dishes b**th [01:03.83]Let's try on ya mom's minks [01:04.77]Think she'll miss these chanel links [01:06.17]In high heels you look like jar jar binks [01:08.16]Go play under the sink [01:09.22]I want my mommy and daddy [01:10.18]I want your daddy as well [01:11.21]But if you tell you'll die of sickle cell and god told me [01:13.35]You're goin straight to hell [01:14.32]Well if you don't like it [01:15.37]I can leave and then you'll be alone [01:16.57]Believe me [01:16.87]That's what the creepy monsters want [01:18.55]Plus I'll be taking your TV [01:20.22]Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed [01:21.56]I got a camera [01:22.71]I'll take a picture [01:23.55]And show that little girl you like sarah [01:25.46]Oh and one more thing [01:26.77]There's been several mass murderers spotted in the area [01:30.58]I'm a bad babysitter [01:31.73]Got my boyfriend in your shower woo [01:34.86]I'm making 6 bucks an hour [01:36.07]I'm a bad babysitter [01:37.34]Got my boyfriend in your shower woo [01:40.23]I'm making 6 bucks an hour [01:42.00]Let's make fluffernutters [01:43.15]Don't f**king utter another peep [01:44.53]I'll take the cookie cutter [01:45.48]Make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep [01:47.68]Keep still [01:48.19]I gotta check the bathroom cabinet [01:49.68]Hey what are these pills [01:50.79]I'll take the valium Josh [01:51.79]You take a bag and the tagament [01:53.18]Stop throwing up [01:54.00]I'm not paid enough [01:54.80]You clean up the rug [01:55.79]Is that fluff [01:56.23]I told you 6 boxes of unmade jell o was too much [01:58.79]All right kid [01:59.24]You gotta go to bed [02:00.46]I know it's only 6 [02:01.27]But my boy just came over [02:02.34]And he wants me to give him head [02:03.97]Sit his bare a** on the couch [02:05.12]Where you watch small wonder [02:06.02]Next time you see vicky [02:06.78]The spot'll be sticky [02:07.36]Cuz I sucked his d**ky [02:08.39]And used your mom's cucumber [02:09.99]Don't worry [02:10.34]I'll put it back in the frigidaire [02:11.75]Scared [02:12.13]You can have it for supper [02:13.09]Nice and crisp in the tupperware [02:15.31]No bedtime story [02:16.15]Gabe get off you're so horny [02:17.82]Josh get in bed [02:18.77]And freddie krueger might let you see your mom in the morning [02:20.85]No porn [02:21.35]And shut the shade gabe [02:22.93]One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you getting paid [02:25.97]I'm a bad babysitter [02:27.01]Got my boyfriend in your shower woo [02:29.84]I'm making 6 bucks an hour [02:31.18]I'm a bad babysitter [02:32.74]Got my boyfriend in 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